SALTWATER HAPPY ABOUT ME
➻ Wife, sister and fur Mom.
➻ I live in Newfoundland, Canada.
➻ I have 4 dogs. Zambuka, Zoe, Charlie Waffles and Rebel Wilson.
➻ I like to collect sea glass, driftwood, shells, and rocks. Yes, I typed rocks. I like them. Especially heart-shaped or sparkly rocks.
➻ I love handmade especially my Grandmothers embroidered pillowcases. I adore hooked mats, cross stitch and old quilts and I’m always on the hunt for them when I go to second-hand shops or yard sales.
➻ My Mother could sew the “arse end into a cat”. For the life of me, I cannot even thread my sewing machine but it is my biggest dream to be able to sew. It eats at me that I can’t.
➻ Yes, I know my online persona says Saltwater Happy, and yes I know I’m always contrary and opinionated. I’m an enigma.
➻ I want to live at Kilmory Resort in Swift Current. I love those chalets. My next house will look like one.
➻ I love to sit on a wharf and dangle my feet into the sea while it lops around my knees but I’m always afraid I’ll be bitten by a shark because I saw a shark swimming right beside the spot I had been 20 minutes prior and my legs were dangling there. I could have died. Maybe a neat movie would be made about me. I hope Sandra Bullock plays me or Carmen Electra. I’m good either way.
➻ I listen to Frank Sinatra when I’m by myself and I dance around the kitchen in my bare feet. I’m not graceful so my dancing is a slow jog mixed together with the macarena with a little Flashdance thrown in for good measure.
➻ I love makeup, bath and hair products.
➻ I love CSI, Criminal Minds, Law and Order.
➻ I suffer from #nerdrage.
➻ I attend the Jedi School for Girls
➻ I have three tattoos and I want more.
➻ I love The Punisher.
➻ I’m quite sure I was a mermaid in another life.
➻ Don’t you, forget about me.
SALTWATER HAPPY FAQ
The digital cameras I use are the Canon Rebel T2i and the Samsung NX Mini. I use the NX Mini most now because it is light and a really good quality.
The thoughts and opinions expressed on this website are that of Saltwater Happy alone.
Yes, I am open to doing guest posts on your blog. Message me to work out the details.
Yes, I may be open to working with your brand. Please contact me for details.
Yes, you may include one photograph from the Saltwater Happy website for a round-up on your blog. You can use an excerpt but never the full text or all the photographs.
SALTWATER HAPPY ADVERTISING INFO
A 720×90 leaderboard banner ad running for one month has an introductory price of $100 for 30 days.
A 160×600 wide skyscraper banner ad running for one month has an introductory price of $100 for 30 days.
The leaderboard and skyscraper ad also comes with an unlimited word and up to ten photograph blog post that coordinates with the ads.
The ad also includes up to 50 tweets about the product or service. The tweets will begin and end during the 30 day period.
SALTWATER HAPPY HIRE ME
I’m available for hire in your social media endeavors; Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or blogging.
Contact me if you are interested in an online presence and would like someone with knowledge who can expand your brand or business.
SALTWATER HAPPY CONTACT INFO
Business E-mail ✒ email@example.com
Mailing Address ✒ P.O Box 2067 Marystown, Newfoundland A0E 2M0 Canada
The best way to contact me is through twitter @saltwaterhappy_ for hellos and general chat.
The business e-mail address is for advertising and hire me inquires, please.